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Old 07-26-2012, 09:52 PM   #1
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The Farmer (A Short Story)

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this ****ing badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge, show him your ****ing BADGE........ ! !


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Old 07-27-2012, 12:36 AM   #2
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While it is comical, it's hard to take your writing style with any seriousness at all. You have potential to actually make some pretty satirical stuff but you're gonna have to stop writing like a 3rd grader to accomplish that (no offense intended). Also, a short story this is not. This is a paragraph.
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Also, a short story this is not. This is a paragraph.
hahahaha,, but a creative paragraph none the less. This was a story I had laying around on my desktop since I wrote it back in highschool. I'm sure my next story will be written much better...and longer
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