You are just so damn amazing and I hate that because I'm not as amazing.
You're a prim and proper Aussi that has an irresistibly sexy accent and amazing hair. Screw you for have such amazing hair.
You are the administrator, and perhaps the member we know the least bit about. WHOA RE YOU!?
You don't answer my texts.
You are my underling. I hate all of my underlings.
You have a girlfriend. Loser.
You have a face and I do not approve. Also, you have a girlfriend. Loser.
You never complete a goddamn Super Mario World hack.
I'm jealous of just how smooth talking you are with the ladies. You also dress really nice, which I am also jealous of.
And now... For Alice's #1 most hated user. Is it you? It might be.