You are just so damn amazing and I hate that because I'm not as amazing.
You're a prim and proper Aussi that has an irresistibly sexy accent and amazing hair. Screw you for have such amazing hair.
You are the administrator, and perhaps the member I know the least bit about. WHOA RE YOU besides that sexy man we all know and love?
You don't answer my texts.
You are my underling. I hate all of my underlings. And you like Rap. Loser
You have a girlfriend. Loser. And the fact you like Nintendo 64. Double loser.
You have a face and I do not approve. But you have a butt I adore. Also, you have a girlfriend. Loser.
You never complete a goddamn Super Mario World hack.
I'm jealous of just how smooth talking you are with the ladies. You also dress really nice, which I am also jealous of. And I'm really jealous of your "Footlong"
And now... For Alice's #1 most hated user. Is it you? It might be.