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Old 09-29-2008, 11:50 AM   #1
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Cool From A MAN's Point Of View

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are OUR rules!

Please note... these are all numbered (one) "1" ON PURPOSE!



1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.



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Old 09-29-2008, 09:07 PM   #2
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
Euh... Yes it is!! XD Just Kidding!
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Old 09-29-2008, 10:02 PM   #3
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LOL! In my house it's not sports that's discussed, it's video games and computers. We are the ultimate geeky family. And my dad seems to like shopping, as long as there is an electronic section.

"You have too many shoes" That's something that is NEVER said in my house. My mom has over 60 pairs, my sister just as many, if not more, and me at least 15, not counting all the flip-flops I have scattered around the house.
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Old 09-29-2008, 10:05 PM   #4
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Old 09-29-2008, 10:27 PM   #5
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A really great post! I like it. It's funni ^^
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Old 09-29-2008, 10:33 PM   #6
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great thread. Round is a shape....lol
and i hate shopping
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Old 09-30-2008, 01:34 AM   #7
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A problem with the first one... No one considers me a 'Big girl' Lol... You arent 'Big' until you are 14+

And I only have 4 pairs of shoes...

Most guys I know do what I ask :O and if they ask if something is wrong and I say nothing they no something is wrong and they bug me until I tell them!

Yeah, I know weird people! Lol
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Lol's eh this was one of your more interesting post...I wouldn't agree completely on some of that stuff but anyways nicely done :3
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Old 10-08-2009, 08:44 PM   #9
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For all the "girls" who won the previous 2 rounds of the Race thread thing.

Njoy.

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Don't really agree with all that, it seems rather stereotypical. Not all men are like that.

Am I not a man for disagreeing? :P
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