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Old 06-15-2009, 05:31 PM   #1
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Talking Tell A Joke!!!!!!

Jaja, ok!
In this thread, you can post jokes about ANYTHING!!
I'll start:

So in this island, there was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette.
They've been stuck there for months, and all of a sudden, a golden lamp washes up among the shore. The blonde gets to it first, and rubs it. A Genie comes out, ans says,
"YOU HAVE 3 WISHES"
So, the brunette yells out "I wish I was home!!"
*POOF* she's gone.
The redhead goes "Hey, yeah, I wish I was home to!"
*POOF*, she's gone.
Suddenly, the blonde cries.
The Genie says "What's wrong?". And the Blonde says "I wish my friends were back!!!!"
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Old 06-15-2009, 05:34 PM   #2
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This is a real question that a person actually asked a Park Ranger at Everglades National Park.

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*OK...Stickin' to blondes*

So a blonde's on one side of the river, and she spots another blonde on the other side of the river, and yells "Hey!! How do I get to the other side?!"
The other one gets pissed off and yells "Moron! You're ON the other side!"
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XD that's great.

Here's a funny one I saw online:
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
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