Well...I have 2 hours until I leave for the glorious New Zealand winter. Lets make this short.
America has been a blast. I've been flying around a bit, seeing some of the great things inspired by the American Dream. I've seen Disney Land and been asked to leave the area for repeatedly calling Mini Mouse a "*&%$ing 4$$*(&^" when people were taking photos with her. I've seen the Grand Canyon thanks to the glorious folks at Discovery Channel and I have bought and played tons of old classics before I leave, turning me into a Kirby fanboy in the process. Kirby Adventure, next review. I promise.
Well, I've been reading up about New Zealand in the news (Google News for the win) and they are even more scared of swine flu than we are, and they are really bad losers. France bet them in rugby. It's like our game but you can only pass backwards and without the medieval war armor strapped on.
I just wanna say that I am going to miss America and it is the most glorious nation on Earth. At least I won't be around when the next feminist riot takes place. And before you say "Lucky son-of-a-bitch" at least there isn't annoying 11 year old kid who is play RuneScape on the computer next to your shouting "die noob!".
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