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Old 04-12-2010, 11:18 AM   #1
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Post any Anti-Jokes. They are better than regular jokes.


What was the Pirate movie rated?
PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike?
They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why are there no asprin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car"

Your momma's so fat, she eats too much and doesn't get proper exercise.

What do you call a 2-foot angry blue Scotsman named Max?
Max.

How many kangaroos does it take to fix a leaky watermain?
None, a kangaroo has neither the intelligence nor dexterity to do any kind of plumbing work. At best it could try to locate the source of the leak by jumping around, but even then it would be hard pushed to actually do anything about it.


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Old 04-12-2010, 11:24 AM   #2
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What's big, green has four legs and sits in a tree?

A pool table. It's funny because you wouldn't expect a pool table to sit in a tree.


By the way Pokeman, good idea for a thread! I am also a fan of anti-jokes.
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Loved the Kangaroo one. I can't wait to see some more.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The common woodchuck is approximately 16-27 inches in length and has short powerful legs, giving it impressive mobility, however, due to the range of motion a woodchuck’s front legs actually have, even if it could chuck wood, it couldn’t chuck it very far, so the pile of wood it creates from the chucking wouldn’t be very tall. Thus, in order for the woodchuck to chuck a substantial pile of wood, it would have to keep moving to different places, which is likely a lot more work than any self-respecting woodchuck would want to go through.
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nothing, cus it's genetically and physically impossible.

How many people in the cemetery are dead?
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If someone kills you with a crowbar while eating a bag of potato stick, and you were holding a can of coke, what does that make you in this situation?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there has been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
Yeah, she was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.

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