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Old 06-28-2010, 09:55 PM   #1
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Pick-up lines

Just a thread I started on my forum, thought I'd share it here

post some of those pick-up lines that are just loaded with fail, they are humorous

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Are you a parking ticket?
'cuz you got fine written all over you

You father must be a baker
'cuz you got nice buns

if i followed you home, would you keep me?

My watch is magical, it tells me things. Like right now it's telling me you aren't wearing any underwear.
But I am wearing underwear!
Oh, right. My watch is ten minutes fast.

Are those Spacepants? Because your ass is out of this world!

Did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious.

Did you know that you have 206 bones in your body? Want another one?

Hey, Cupid just called, he says he needs my heart back.

*walks up with a drink* Hey, drink this 'til I'm cute.

I don't have a library card, but can I check you out?

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see.

Do you work at UPS, 'cause you were checking out my package.

"Statistically speaking, I won't be the worst mistake in your life, and definately not the only one. So, sleep with me?"
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Old 06-28-2010, 11:56 PM   #2
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Old 06-28-2010, 11:59 PM   #3
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i want to **** you
bravo!
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Old 06-29-2010, 12:57 AM   #4
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tits or gtfo
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Old 06-29-2010, 05:08 AM   #5
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This thread is full of fail. Lol, I don't even get some of them -_-
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This thread is full of fail. Lol, I don't even get some of them -_-
that's the point
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Old 06-29-2010, 10:17 AM   #7
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Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

I think you must be a Green Ranger. If you play my flute right, you can summon my Dragonzord and it would destroy your city all day long.

You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.

Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

I have only three months to live...

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Are those Spacepants? Because your ass is out of this world!
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Old 06-29-2010, 10:26 AM   #8
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we have that one on my forum as well, i just didn't wanna post it

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Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
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Old 06-29-2010, 08:09 PM   #9
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Some funny ones these are. Can't say that I have ever used them.
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