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Old 07-22-2010, 04:23 PM   #1
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This is in NO WAY meant to be taken as an actual piece of writing with effort put into it.
It was made as a joke on my forum, and nothing more.


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"Damn, those damn Atlantis warriors keep killing my random pieces of toast" The giant spaghetti monster mumbled to himself.
"Perhaps i should use my magical powers of awesome to stop them...but how?"
there was a loud smash outside the spaghetti monster's barbie dream house, as a piece of toast fell to the ground.
"Damn..." The spaghetti monster said to himself. "Alright, that's the last straw" He flew out of the ferari and shot green lazors of win at the atlantis knights, and then..there were a few moments of silence, before.
hic...hic...hic...
the warriors of sitnaltA had the hiccups! OMGWTFBBQ!!!
"Take that Neptune!" called the spaghetti monster, to king Neptune, who was sitting on his magical Unibadger in space.
"Great Lolrus!" Neptune said in fear. "I must create a weapon to defeat this monster of noodly proportions.
so neptune threw some metal into a blender and blended it on [high] for 3.14 days, and then, a fully loaded 12 guage shotgun popped out.
"Perfect, i shall call it, GUN" neptune said to his pet tyrannosaurus goat.
Neptune cocked the gun, and shot the spaghetti monster in the foot.
"OMG WTF!" yelled the spaghetti monster, and he shot green lazors of win at Neptune, and he had hiccups. OH NOES!
"Damn." Neptune said "I...hic...can't aim...right..." He said akwardly, as he shot Bob Saget.
"I've had it Neptune," The spaghetti monster said, and a giant Lasagna with a dorsal fin emerged from the magical 7 in the sky, and threw Atlantis all the way to Quebec.
Just then, Yoda came down from the heavens, and pulled out his light saber, and poked the lasagna-shark.
"OH SHI-" the lasagna said, before exploding over to Italy, where Mario and Luigi ate him with Princess Peach and Yoshi.

The en-

"DAMNIT YODA!!!" the spaghetti monster yelled and shot green lazors at him.
"Use the force you must" Yoda said, and deflected to The north south Iraqistan. "I call upon the power of the 6 sages!" yoda said, holding his quesadila up to the sky.
Suddenly, Captain falcon fell to the ground and did a backflip and landed. "COMEON!"
The, the black knight from monty python and the holy grail fell from the hell. "It's just a flesh wound"
The a box fell down, and a hobo jumped out "huh?"
Before He-Man walked out of thick air "I HAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!"
the william shatner tripped and fall out of sky. "SPACE, the final frontier."
the kthulu flew down on his magical pygmy elf "BLARGARGARGARGTHTHTHTHTLLLUGARTH!!

"OH SHI-!" the spaghetti monster yelled, bfore yoda summoned strobe lights, flashy rainbow lights, glowsticks, and up-vbeat trance music.
he put on a pair of shades, and luckystar, by night core started playing as the lights flickered a whole lot-ish.

"n-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o!" The spaghetti monster yelled while siezing uncontrollably. He asploded and all of the pieces flew to Italy

The end, you padawan
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Old 07-23-2010, 08:41 PM   #2
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This should be turned into a 5 minute movie and be watched by anyone who's on shrooms.
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Old 07-26-2010, 10:41 AM   #3
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Old 07-26-2010, 05:37 PM   #4
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Old 07-26-2010, 05:46 PM   #5
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i like the part with the rave party
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I love this. XD
How the heck did you come up with all this?
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