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Old 10-06-2010, 10:45 PM   #1
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Hudson's EPIC 500th POST STORY!

Welcome all, To my epic 500th post.

For this post, I will be telling a story of epic proportions.

And...SO IT BEGINS.





One day, Alice and Rin were walking down the street, holding hands. I was far behind, pretending not to know them. But...suddenly...A 300ft squid fell from the sky, nearly crushing Rin! It told us it meant no harm, and told us of an epic journey that we three were to take... a quest to resurrect BILLY MAYS! There was an evil sorcerer in the mountain of gazook! He was creating shoes that would come down and torture the poor citizens of the world!

In order to defeat the sorcerer, we needed three magic pigs to throw at him. These pigs are only found in the stomach of Billy Mays when he's alive! But to resurrect him we needed the soul of....Chuck Norris.
Somehow, we needed to fly up to Chuck Norris's castle in another dimension and defeat him!

First, we exploded into magic microwaves and flew to Kanto region. After having our way with Misty, we went to the cerulean cave, where we were confronted by the man with a large fuzzy hat guarding the entrance. He tolde us we weren't allowed to enter, but Rin FALCOM PAWNCHED him into oblivion. We then entered to find that there was a thick purple dust cloud in the air. The cloud started roaring and dropping little tiny clones of da beef! While Rin and I stood solid and fought them off, Alice was pummeled. da beef is his kryptonite! Alice was dying and puking up hair balls and there was nothing we could do except believe. The only thing that could wipe out the clones was Michael Jackson's ghost. Rin and I chanted, "I do believe in pedos, I do I do! I DO BELIEVE IN PEDOS, I DO I DO! It didn't work. I had another idea. I yelled "HEY THERE'S A LITTLE BOY ON THE GROUND DEFENSELESS!" After that, MJ's ghost appeared IMMEDIATELY and he yelled "Where?!?!" He saw Alice on the ground with the clones and used L.5 Doom to defeat them! Afterward, he lunged at Alice to do things to him, but we threw mayonnaise at him before he could.
Continuing on, We eventually came across....Mewtwo. The only thing in the world that could potentially beat Chuck Norris. I grabbed one of Alice's special cookies and threw it at him and he asploded! We caught him in a Master ball, And we were on our way to Chuck Norris.

We warmed up our flying pencils, and flew off into the sunset. Literally. We flew all the way up into the sun until we melted into orange juice and were transported into the magical world of Norris. Off in the distance we could see the giant castle. It was shaped like a giant fist. So we all hooked arms and skipped merrily on our way! While skipping, we were greeted by a giant beefy 5-layer burrito. It told us of the danger that lay ahead but before it could finish we all got hungry and eated it. After eating it we felt strange...as if a large worm was eating its way out of our stomachs! (Well except Alice because he's a vegetarian and didn't want to eat the burrito.) But suddenly, the Fresh Prince of Bel-air popped out of our stomachs and told us a story all about how his life got flip turned upside down! The sky then started turning purple and rainbowy before we collapsed. We awoke and found we were in a dungeon full of tortilla chips. Green tortilla chips. We had instructions to eat all the chips and we would be released. But we were too cool to follow orders! Rin used the last of his mighty FALCOOM PAWCHes to break us out of our cell! We wandered out and found that we were in the throne room of...CHUCK NORRIS!
He was sitting in his throne made of solid unobtanium. We walked slowly towards him...when HE EXPLODED INTO A GIANT TACO! He said "this is my true form. Prepare to die" I took my masterball and called out Mewtwo!
Norris looked at Mewtwo for 3 seconds and and he disintegrated into ashes. "What are we gonna do now?!"?!?!?!?" Rin shouted! Suddenly Alice jumped up and revealed his true self! Rick Astley! He started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" and Chuck Norris started to melt! "AAAAHHHH I'VE BEEN RICK ROLLEDDDD" Chuck yelled! He melted into chocolate milk and his soul was captured in the Masterball! "HOORAY!" we all shouted and Alice died from his own singing.
Rin and I went to Billy Mays' grave and dug up his body. We cut him open to find cocaine and TONS OF OXI CLEAN. We then released the soul of Chuck Norris and the three pigs flew out and started dancing! We used specially coated toothbrushes to calm them and put them in our back packs. We then went to the Gazook mountain to FACE THE EVIL SORCERER!

I rode on Rin's back up to the top of the mountain and there, on top of the mountain, was THE SORCERER GAZOOK! I challenged him to a staring contest while Rin got the pigs to throw! I won the contest, and we threw the pigs and BOOM!!!

The asplosion was so large that it wiped out the entire galaxy as we know it (Except Rin and me, we were in a magic bubble) and left us floating in space!
Then Alice woke up. In Rin's bed.



THE END!!!!!!!!!!





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