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Moronic Tutorials: MAN-ifesting Brawl matches
Moronic Tutorials: MAN-ifesting Brawl matches
Alice - A manly Brawler
Published by Alice
06-22-2011
Moronic Tutorials: MAN-ifesting Brawl matches

Ever wonder how you as a Brawler can really make you matches manly, regardless of who wins or loses? Well, fret not my friends, as I, Alice, a manly veteran, am here to educate. Follow these rules and strategies, and your matches will be much more manlier...

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Characters

Characters used in matches play a key role in the manly level of matches. Manly characters, such as Captain Falcon or Bowser, should be considered, while characters, such as Sonic or Kirby, have a lower chance of being manly.
Keep in mind that though some characters have low manly potential, they still can be manly, except Sonic. Here is a list of characters categorized by their manly potential:


Very High potential:
Jigglypuff
Captain Falcon
Ganondorf
Bowser
Ike


Moderately High Potential:
Donkey Kong
Snake
ROB
Olimar (Without Pikmin)
Wolf
Pokemo Trainer (Charizard or Ivysaur)

High Potential
Lucario
Falco
Wario
Meta Knight
King Dedede

Low Potential
Link
Toon Link
Samus
Zero Suit Samus
Sheik
Fox
Ness

Moderately Low Potential
Zelda
Pit
Mario
Luigi
Marth
Mr. Game and Watch
Lucas
Pikachu

Very Low Potential
Pokemon Trainer (Squirtle)
Kirby
Yoshi
Peach
Diddy Kong
Ice Climbers

No Potential
Sonic

Use that chart as a reference for what characters can really beef up your manly rating in a match. Also remember that a match with character that are more manly will alone raise the rank of the match.

Stages

True fact: Stages aid in a match's manly rating. Stages like 75mm and Flat Zone 2, stages with multiple hazards, do not stand as manly stages. Small stages, mainly custom stages, are very unmanly, as not skill is easily applied. Open stages, like Hyrule Temple or Green Greens, serve as manly battle stages.
I refuse to make a chart of manly potential stages, figure it out for yourrself.

More Hazards = Less Manly
Less Space = Less Manly

Moves

Multiple character have manly moves. Explaining every move or combination would make this list endless, so let's not do that and just give examples.

Manly characters don't require much effort to manlify matches. Captain Falcon can use his forward air (Falcon Knee of Holy Justice) with success, and instantly kill enemies, which will automatically double the manly score of a match, or Jigglypuff could use her down + B to kill a small enemy such as Kirby or Pikachu, and instantly triple the manly score of a match. The scores are determined by the Brawl Sages of Beyond, which reside in The Subspace's Subspace, overseeing brawl matches. As a matter of fact, the manliest ranked brawl match consisted of 4 Jigglypuffs pulling of amazing combos and Down + B attacks on each other in rapid succession. The score of the match has never been fraction over 1/4, the highest was 1/3.7 of the score.

Also, never attack an opponent if he or she is taunting, it is just low and disgraceful. Except for Sonic, not attacking him is worse.
Never destroy Wario's bike. It is his pride and joy, destroying it is low and disgraceful.

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  #1  
By NommyNommy on 06-23-2011, 04:44 AM
>sees list of manliest characters in brawl
>sees snake is only on 3rd tier rank of manliness
>stops reading


his voice alone should make him top tier.
Last edited by NommyNommy; 06-23-2011 at 04:56 AM..
  #2  
By Gareth on 06-23-2011, 07:46 AM
I agree with NommyNommy for a change.
  #3  
By Alice on 06-23-2011, 08:03 PM
Snake has gone up a tier.
His explosives give him sneaky edges that deviate away from manliness. Granted, he does have some melee attacks, so his tier went up only one.
  #4  
By NommyNommy on 06-23-2011, 08:17 PM
explosions are manly

haven't ya seen any hollywood action movies
  #5  
By Alice on 06-23-2011, 09:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NommyNommy View Post
explosions are manly

haven't ya seen any hollywood action movies
Tough guys don't look at explosions.
  #6  
By NommyNommy on 06-23-2011, 11:06 PM
tough guys cause em though
  #7  
By Mario on 06-24-2011, 08:33 AM
Good Article Alice!
  #8  
By Keyman4 on 06-28-2011, 07:30 AM
Why is Jpuff so high? Anyway, any character can be manly if you see them that way
  #9  
By Alice on 06-29-2011, 04:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Keyman4 View Post
Why is Jpuff so high? Anyway, any character can be manly if you see them that way
Jigglypuff hits you with her whole body in every attack. Not many characters are manly enough to risk their lives like that.
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